I’m an unashamed shamer…..some days i have TWO girls….
Owen: Mom, come turn the water off outside. There’s a spider.
Me: (Blank stare)
Owen: Mom! There’s a spider!
Me: Stop being a girl Owen.
He leaves, comes back 10 seconds later…
Owen: Nope. Nope nope nope. It came at me mom!
Me: (Evil Blank stare)
He left. Came back 5 minutes later…
Owen: I DID IT! I SOAKED HIM!
Me: you want a medal??
Like I said, some days I have two girls….